The Best 275 Dirty Would You Rather Questions for Adults

Last Updated on May 30, 2022 by Alexander Burgemeester

“Would You Rather” is one of the most enjoyable party games. It’s even more fun when all the players are adults, so the questions can be truly no-holds-barred. And this article lists, in my humble opinion, the best dirty Would You Rather questions for adults.

As fun as Would You Rather can be, it can get tricky to play. It’s hard to think of original questions every single turn, and at parties, it’s easy to get too drunk to think straight. So that’s where this list comes in.

Are you playing a game of Would You Rather, or will soon? Then keep this article handy. Then, the next time you need a question, bring it up and pick one of the questions on the list. You’ll keep the game going for a long, long time.

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15 Best Dirty Would You Rather Questions

These are my personal favorite dirty Would You Rather questions:

Would you rather date a sex addict or a porn addict?
Would you rather be horny only on one day of the year or 24/7?
(For men) Would you rather ejaculate in one minute or never be able to ejaculate at all?
Would you rather date someone much younger than yourself or much older?
Would you rather have sex in a public toilet or inside a hot, cramped car?

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(In groups) Would you rather have strangers catch you masturbating or catch the person to your right masturbating?
Would you rather date your porn crush or your real crush?
Would you rather have hot sex or just have cuddles?
Would you rather have sex with a known playboy/playgirl or someone you just met?
Would you rather get naked live on social media or never use the Internet again?

Would you rather give up your favorite food or give up sex?
Would you rather get rocked to sleep by oral sex or woken up by it?
Would you rather pay to get laid or get paid for sex?
Would you rather date someone with whom sex is painful or someone with whom sex is unsatisfying?
Would you rather do it with protection or do it raw?

50 Dirty & Sexually Would You Rather Questions

Want a more sexual angle to your Would You Rather questions? Here are 50 that fit the bill:

Would you rather spit or swallow?
Would you rather get back together with an ex or date someone you love but are too afraid to be seen in public?
Would you rather choose your soulmate or your passion?
Would you rather help someone at work who might replace you or NOT help them because it’s a competition?
Would you rather be financially secure or sexually secure?

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Would you rather your gallery got leaked 0r your inbox?
Would you rather marry someone who would later cheat on you or have a partner who’s loyal but uninterested in sex?
Would you rather receive a nude or a sext?
Would you rather have good sex or good sleep?
Would you rather have sex with someone who never showers or who never brushes their teeth?

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
Would you rather date a rock star or a famous politician of your choice?
Would you rather be sexy but dumb or smart but ugly?
Would you rather be a millionaire or find the love of your life?
Would you rather get injured during sex or get heartbroken?

Would you rather have sex with the lights off or on?
(For women) Would you rather have a perfect butt or perfect boobs?
Would you rather have an attractive partner or a smart partner?
Would you rather date someone who refuses to go down on you or someone who refuses to kiss?
Would you rather have no children or get quadruplets?

Would you rather accidentally send a sext to your mom or to your boss?
Would you rather stay single for a while after a breakup or jump straight into a rebound relationship?
Would you rather break up with your partner in-person or over text?
Would you rather have an old face but a young body or an old body with a young face?
Would you rather have a supermodel’s body or a good voice?

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Would you rather find the love of your life or find your passion in life?
Would you rather have a committed relationship with a person for only one year or have as many meaningless casual relationships as you want?
Would you rather have an attractive partner or a sexy partner?
Would you rather have a secret one-night stand that no one ever finds out about or NOT have a one-night stand but everyone thinks you did?
Would you rather cuddle to sleep or after waking up?

Would you rather be in a real-life version of Squid Game or the Hunger Games?
Would you rather sweat uncontrollably during sex or get insatiably thirsty?
Would you rather have multiple partners or just one partner?
(For women) Would you rather spit or swallow?
(For men) Would you rather have an erection for a whole week but can’t release no matter what or sleep with someone you hate?

Would you rather be lucky in traffic but unlucky in parking or vice versa?
(For men) Would you rather your woman dress up as a stripper or as a sexy librarian?
Would you rather have a partner who’s a sex addict or someone who has a low sex drive?
Would you rather go skinny dipping in a public beach or go shopping in a bikini?
Would you rather fart during sex or burp while kissing?

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Would you rather have the ability to go back in time or go forward in time?
(For men) Would you rather have a supermodel figure but be bad in bed or have a disgusting figure but be good in bed?
Would you rather be caught sleeping with a co-worker at your workplace or knowingly have your boss watch?
Would you rather be dropped one mile from your home naked or spend an hour naked at your workplace?
(In groups) Would you rather flirt with the person on your left or the one on your right?

(For women) Would you rather play the sexy secretary or the sexy nurse?
Would you rather have loved and lost or never love at all?
Would you rather meet “the one” at a party or in church?
Would you rather be stuck in a sexless relationship or in a loveless relationship?
(For women) Would you rather have large boobs or small ones?

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30 Dirty & Funny Would You Rather Questions

Is the game taking a turn for the serious and dour? Save it with some of the funniest Would You Rather questions I’ve come across:

Would you rather have your neighbors see you naked or accidentally sext a relative?
Would you rather date someone ugly but with a beautiful personality or someone attractive but with a terrible personality?
Would you rather go to jail for 10 years or run naked through your neighborhood once?
Would you rather get diarrhea on the first day of work or during a first date?
(For men) Would you rather have a micropenis or man-boobs?

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Would you rather lick someone’s dirty boots or their butt?
Would you rather never look good physically or instantly get a supermodel’s body, but your IQ drops 20 points?
Would you rather have bad breath or stinky privates?
Would you rather have a partner who hates all your favorite food or who tells corny jokes?
Would you rather have a nude of you go viral or get caught naked by a news camera?

Would you rather have an annoying case of last song syndrome for a year or an itch you can’t scratch for a year?
Would you rather be forced to only use used underwear or be forced to only use used toothbrushes?
Would you rather have sneezing fits every time you have sex or get a pain in the neck every time you think about sex?
Would you rather have your parents watch you have sex or watch THEM have sex?
Would you rather never be allowed to masturbate again or be forced to masturbate every day for the rest of your life?

Would you rather your partner have uncontrollable fits of laughter when they see you naked or cry uncontrollably?
Would you rather go in public without your pants or without your top?
Would you rather date your boss or your doctor?
Would you rather never have sex again in your life or gain 200 pounds you’ll never lose in your life?
Would you rather date someone who’s broke but good in bed or a sugar daddy/mommy who’s terrible in bed?

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Would you rather have sex on a dirty bed or in a dirty bathroom?
Would you rather last 3 hours in bed or 30 seconds?
Would you rather be forced to date someone with bad manners or with bad breath?
(For women) Would you rather have sex during your period or wait until it’s over?
(For women) Would you rather have an oversized clitoris or no clitoris?

Would you rather suffer from a perpetually runny nose. or perpetually sweaty armpits?
Would you rather watch two guys kissing or two girls kissing?
Would you rather have sex with someone who’s great at oral sex, but can never orgasm or someone who CAN orgasm, but is terrible at oral sex?
(For men) Would you rather have a micropenis or pubic hair that grows 10 times as fast?
Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark pubic hair or long, flowing pubic hair?

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30 Dirty Would You Rather Questions for Friends

Are you all good friends in the group? Then tease out their true selves with these dirty questions for friends:

Would you rather your grandparents saw your nudes or your social media friends?
Would you rather catch your best friend naked or have THEM catch you naked?
Would you rather sleep with your best friend’s partner or your partner’s best friend?
(For women) Would you rather not wear a bra for a year or not wear panties for a year?
Would you rather have a sugar daddy or mommy or friends with benefits?

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Would you rather have sex with your best friend or with MY best friend?
Would you rather have sex with your partner’s best friend or let your partner sleep with your best friend?
Would you rather have all your sexual wishes granted or grant your friends’ sexual wishes?
Would you rather make out with your partner’s best friend for ten minutes or with your celebrity crush for ten seconds?
(For men) Would you rather sleep with Hillary Clinton or Queen Elizabeth?

Would you rather lose your sense of taste forever or lose your sense of touch during sex?
Would you rather NEVER be seen nude or be naked once in public for $5,000?
Would you rather let your partner date your best friend or your worst enemy?
Would you rather have an orgy with your closest friends or with strangers?
Would you rather wear clothes you hate for the rest of your life or never use a cellphone for the rest of your life?

(In groups) Would you rather make out with the person on your left or on your right?
Would you rather watch a movie or go for a drive?
Would you rather kiss your ex or have sex with your best friend?
Would you rather be rich but alone or poor with many friends?
Would you rather win $5,000 or have your best friend win $10,000?

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Would you rather kiss a stranger or have to walk home five miles alone at night?
(In groups) Would you rather make out with someone in this group or keep playing?
Would you rather have a partner who owned a pet boa constrictor or a partner who hates your favorite pet and won’t let you have one?
Would you rather have a threesome with your best friends or with strangers?
Would you rather have a committed partner or three friends with benefits?

Would you rather accidentally say your partner’s best friend’s name during sex or your ex’s name?
Would you rather have one of your friends become friends with benefits or just go skinny dipping with them?
Would you rather let your partner sleep with your worst enemy or with your best friend?
Would you rather lick whipped cream off your best friend’s nipples or have them lick it off yours?
Would you rather be forced to dance to every song you hear or be forced to sing along to every song you hear?

30 Spicy & Juicy Would You Rather Questions

If you need to spice up the game with some juicy Would You Rather questions, look no further. Check these out:

Would you rather receive oral sex or give it?
Would you rather have only oral sex for the rest of your life or only anal sex?
Would you rather be restrained during sex or do the restraining?
During sex, would you rather be on top or underneath?
Would you rather make out in the back seat of a car or in a movie theater?

Would you rather end a good date with a kiss or with hot sex?
Would you rather have an attractive partner who isn’t attracted to you or an ugly partner who’s head over heels for you?
Would you rather have sex at night or in the morning?
Would you rather read erotic magazines or watch porn?
Would you rather have mind-blowing sex for ten minutes or average sex for one hour?

Would you rather never receive oral sex again or never taste your favorite food again?
Would you rather date someone famous or someone extremely intelligent?
Would you rather be always wrong, but everyone believes you or be always right, but no one likes you?
Would you rather be horny and unsatisfied for a whole year or pay to get laid?
(For women) Would you rather do a striptease or a lap dance?

Would you rather have phone sex or swap nudes?
(For women) Would you rather give a lap dance or join a wet t-shirt contest?
Would you rather masturbate in front of someone or watch them masturbate in front of you?
Would you rather have an orgasm every time you sneeze or have a sneezing fit every time you orgasm?
Would you rather have ears that don’t stop growing or a nose that doesn’t stop growing?

Would you rather have morning sex or breakfast in bed?
Would you rather have sex in a tent or in a car?
Would you rather have mind-blowing sex once a year for the rest of your life or sleep with someone new every year for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have sex in a hot tub or on the beach?
Would you rather be able to eat anywhere for free or travel anywhere for free?

Would you rather lick salt off my neck or have me lick salt off your neck?
If you ever got caught cheating, would you rather be caught by your in-laws or by the police?
During sex, would you rather start out on top or bottom?
Would you rather have sex in freezing weather or in sweltering hot weather?
Would you rather have sex on the first date or make them wait for six months?

30 Weird Would You Rather Questions

Just for fun, you can throw in a weird Would You Rather question and get the group going. Here are some of my favorites:

Would you rather be ugly or stinky?
(For men) Would you rather have toes for nipples. or have your balls under your chin?
Would you rather have the ability to see your own future or see everyone’s future except yours?
Would you rather lose your memory or lose your sight?
(For women) Would you rather sport a beard for a year or have hairy legs for 10 years?

Would you rather have a head the size of a watermelon or the size of a tennis ball?
Would you rather have bad gas or bad breath?
Would you rather eat a pinch of poop or drink a shot of urine?
Would you rather have the nicest house in a bad neighborhood or the worst house in a nice one?
Would you rather get burned to death or get buried alive?

Would you rather not brush your teeth for a week… Or not shower for a week?
Would you rather sing instead of talk or dance instead of walk?
Would you rather be a jack of all trades or a master of one?
Would you rather eat cake that tastes like dirt or eat dirt that tastes like cake?
Would you rather get diarrhea at work or wet yourself there?

Would you rather smell like a rotten egg or a birdcage that hasn’t been cleaned for a month?
Would you rather puke in the presence of your idol or have your idol puke in front of you?
Would you rather be hairy or hairless?
Would you rather have super-long arms or super-short legs?
Would you rather live in the past as anyone you want or live in the future as anyone you want?

Would you rather lose your sense of taste or see the world in grayscale?
Would you rather lose your front teeth or have your name tattooed on your forehead?
Would you rather it be summer forever or winter forever?
Would you rather have an annoying high-pitched voice or a deathly deep voice?
Would you rather fight a honey badger or a kangaroo?

Would you rather have huge ears or a huge nose?
Would you rather have the police chase you for a crime you didn’t commit or have a serial killer chase you?
Would you rather lick someone’s boots or have someone you trust spit in your mouth?
Would you rather lick someone’s boots or have your hair pulled by a stranger?
Would you rather never be allowed to shower again or never be allowed to brush your teeth again?

30 Kinky Would You Rather Questions

And if those questions weren’t weird enough, throw a little kinkiness into the mix and really get the party going.

Would you rather be massaged with maple syrup or whipped cream?
(For women) Would you rather never wear a bra again or wear lingerie every day for the rest of your life?
During kinky sex, would you rather be blindfolded or handcuffed?
Would you rather sleep with your workplace crush or get a promotion?
Would you rather have a kinky sex partner or a romantic one?

Would you rather sleep with all your exes once or join an orgy with strangers?
Would you rather use whipped cream during kinky sex or melted chocolate?
Would you rather have sex in a furniture shop or on your parents’ bed?
Would you rather have romantic sex for the rest of your life or kinky sex for the rest of your life?
Would you rather wear kinky outfits with your partner or stick to romantic stuff?

Would you rather whip someone or get whipped yourself?
Would you rather have a partner who’s quiet during sex or someone who would talk dirty to you?
(For women) Would you rather your man dress up in a suit-and-tie or as a sexy lumberjack?
Would you rather play dress up or play with sex toys?
Would you rather wear the opposite sex’s underwear for a day or wear the same underwear for a week?

Would you rather get a sex. or a dirty love letter?
Would you rather have sex with someone you hate or never masturbate for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have sex in positions you’re familiar with or explore new ones?
Would you rather have a threesome with your partner or with total strangers?
During kinky sex, would you rather use ice cubes or hot wax?

Would you rather have sex in the rain or under the stars?
Would you rather cheat on your partner or have a threesome with them?
Would you rather have sex in the kitchen or in the shower?
Would you rather lick someone else’s cum or someone else’s vomit?
Would you rather make out with someone in the dark or out in public?

Would you rather have sex against the wall or on the bare floor?
Would you rather dominate or submit?
Would you rather have sex with a stranger or a threesome with two strangers?
Would you rather have sex with someone aggressive or someone submissive?
Would you rather wrestle naked in a pool of jello or melted chocolate?

30 Hardest Would You Rather Questions

If you want to guide your Would You Rather game to more challenging, thought-provoking waters, then these questions should make the next player pause and think:

Would you rather find the love of your life or financial security?
Would you rather be stuck in a room with snakes or spiders?
Would you rather settle down with one person for the rest of your life or sleep with someone new every year?
Would you rather discover your partner was a drug addict or a sex offender?
Would you rather be homeless for a year or work as a clown for the rest of your life?

Would you rather see the future or change the past?
Would you rather commit a crime in front of your kids or confess your crimes to them?
Would you rather be extremely tall or extremely short?
Would you rather be at a bar that only serves drinks you hate or one that only plays music you hate?
Would you rather have people fighting over you or other people fighting over your partner?

Would you rather date someone taller than you or shorter than you?
Would you rather know how the world will end or how it started?
Would you rather be rich or have superpowers?
Would you rather follow your heart or use your head?
Would you rather accidentally say your ex’s name during sex or get diarrhea during sex?

Would you rather receive oral sex for four hours without climaxing or stay stuck in traffic for four hours?
Would you rather be rich or famous?
Would you rather be stuck on a desert island forever all by yourself or with your worst enemy?
Would you rather lose your sense of taste forever or lose your sense of smell forever?
Would you rather have the ability to get drunk after one drink or need ten drinks to even feel tipsy?

Would you rather know when you die or know how you die?
Would you rather be mentally challenged or mentally retarded?
Would you rather people read your text messages or check your search history?
Would you rather be able to turn invisible or fly?
Would you rather have no eyes or no hands?

Would you rather have the ability to fly or the ability to turn invisible?
Would you rather die young with no regrets or die old with many regrets?
Would you rather give up your favorite food or your favorite drink?
Would you rather have the power to detect lies or the power to lie and get away with it?
Would you rather be unpopular but smart or popular but dumb?

30 Would You Rather Questions “Adults Only”

And lastly, I’d reserve these Would You Rather questions for groups of mature, grown-up adults. They can be quite controversial, especially when their significant other is playing the game too.

Would you rather get caught having sex with someone other than your partner or get caught sexting with them?
Would you rather be boring or annoying?
Would you rather sleep with your porn crush or get $5,000?
Would you rather have no armpit hair or no pubic hair?
Would you rather have an outdoor wedding on a beach island of your choice or an indoor wedding in a historical location of your choice?

Would you rather have a date at a street fair or in a fancy restaurant?
Would you rather date someone 20 years older than you or 20 years younger than you?
Would you rather have a supermodel’s body or an attractive face?
Would you rather take a hot shower or a hot bath?
Would you rather your partner cheated on you and you never found out, or you cheat on them and DO get found out?

Would you rather have a partner who hates animals or is obsessed with animals?
Would you rather go for looks or money?
Would you rather sleep with your porn or celebrity crush once or instantly have a million more social media followers?
Think of your favorite singer of the opposite sex. Would you rather sing their best song every time during sex or sleep with them once?
If you or your partner must keep their clothes on during sex for a year, would you rather it was you or them?

Would you rather have a proper break up with your partner or simply have them ghost you?
Would you permanently gain 100 pounds in weight or lose your sex organs?
Would you rather have sex for fame or for money?
(For men) Would you rather have a micropenis that otherwise works just fine or a huge dong that never gets hard?
Would you rather be with one person for the rest of your life or date someone new every week?

Would you rather forgive someone or get even with them?
(For women) Would you rather get straight to the action or play hard to get?
Would you rather break up with your one true love or have sex with a relative?
Would you rather catch your partner cheating or get caught cheating?
(For couples) Would you rather cheat on me or bring someone else into bed with us?

Would you rather be in the hospital for a broken arm or initiate sex and get rejected three times in a row?
Would you rather forgive someone who cheated on you or get revenge?
Would you rather have your partner break up with you or you break up with them?
Would you rather never have an orgasm again… Or get a urinary tract infection every time you have sex?
Would you rather be a 40-year-old virgin or a 16-year-old player?

And there you have it: 275 of the best Would You Rather questions out there.

If you’re holding a party or get-together soon, consider playing the game—you’ll never know what you’ll find out about the people around you. Have fun!